Saturday, March 24, 2007

Dave's track of the week


Coburn - We Interrupt This Programme

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Classic Argument #34237 - Vacuum Cleaners

who is right?

ok, me vs wifey

the settings on the main attachment of a vacuum cleaner
one has the brush out, one has the brush in

i always vacuum like this, flat floor (ie not carpet) i use the setting without the brush out (ie the flat setting on the attachment head)

if its carpet, i use the little setting that looks like carpet, and the brush is out

apparently this is all wrong and i dont know vacuuming
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(Chris) - the original discussion is here go read it now!

quote from maxe in that thread:

spook i must say i find your domestic stories fabulously amsuing[sic], and i would propose some sort of reality show like "Spook & Petal: Riot on the Southside"

That's it, I am renaming this blog - cheers maxe

ipswich jokes

lolz

Q. Two Ipswich girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society

Q. What does a Ipswich girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Ipswich girl?
A. Granny

Q. Why did the Ipswich girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit?
A . The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Ipswich quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl?
A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.