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Q. Two Ipswich girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Q. What does a Ipswich girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Ipswich girl?
A. Granny
Q. Why did the Ipswich girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit?
A . The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Ipswich quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl?
A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
ipswich jokes
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11 comments:
they are some pretty funny jokes
i dont know how i found the time to make them all up
you probably did it while all your mates were wasting their life playing the WoW.
p.s. your blog rocks!
I think I stole all the material actually.. I like stealing stuff and claiming it to be me.
It's how i roll;
wtf?!
off my blog you fucking imposter
i didnt slave for years coming up with all this gold for chrissy to put it on th internets to have you claim i steal stuff and pass it off as my own
and whoever i stole those jokes off should be fucking stoked that they are getting exposure because of me and their association with me
and i wrote them all myslef anyway, i have them here on a bit of paper, but no camera to take photos of to prove it
so nyer
oh cool anonymous comments no body can guess who I am!
Don't make me change it so you can't post anonymously.
sorry about that i really like people posting anonymously and would never change that setting. if i did everyone would be right to say i am lame.
u r
cool
3 of me
THE DREAM
i'll just be me then hey >
and i love dave !
yay, goody worked out how to sign in to his gmail account!
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