from: Jeff Hill


After a night of drinking and watching porn, Dave crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep when he realized he wasn't going to get any milk

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed, wearing a long flowing robe. Dave liked the look of this man, and hoped there was nothing under his robe!

"Who the hell are you?", demanded Dave, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Buzz".
Dave was stunned. "You mean my career is dead working for QM?"

That can't be, I have so much to live for.

I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."

St Buzz, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a hot chick or a goose."

Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a goose.

A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and squawking around like a CS girl

"This ain't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard gander strolled over and said, "So you're the new goose.
How are you enjoying your first day here?
"It's not so bad," replied Dave, "but I have this strange feeling
inside like I'm about to explode."
"You're ovulating," explained the ganderr, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before."
"Never," replied Dave.
"Well, just relax and let it happen."

And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

Dave loved eggs in his old life, and he was curious how fresh eggs tasted, so he carefully cracked one open and swallowed the golden goodnes. But Dave was careless, and a lot of the yoke ran down the sides of his mouth.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
and he knew that being reincarnated as a goose was the best thing that had
happened to him... ever!!! Even better than viewing porn on the Net!

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting,
"Dave!
Wake up, you drunk bastard"
"You're shitting the bed."